Her mom thought she was doing drugs, slipping out at night, wandering the streets.
Mom didn’t realize her little girl was actually busy atoning and avenging.
As the self-styled superhero "Dreizehn" (that’s the number 13 in German), she’d slip out and look for trouble, interrupting drug deals and vehicle break-ins. Think “Kick-Ass,” but in real life. Sometimes it worked, sometimes the teenager got beaten up, badly.
Dreizehn moved to Maine from a big city outside New England a few months ago to join her similarly self-styled superhero boyfriend, "Slapjack." Several nights a week they walk Lewiston-Auburn for hours on end as roving Good Samaritans, looking for trouble.
The streets here? Much less mean, in her limited experience.
Most nights their foot patrol means giving bottled water and granola bars to the homeless and maybe yelling at a graffiti artist, all the while costumed and armed with batons, knife-proof protective wear and brass knuckles electrified with Tasers.
Dreizehn and Slapjack are in their 20s. Their parents? They still have no clue.
“You kind of have to be a little unstable to do it,” Dreizehn said. “Going out at 2 a.m. with a mask on and thinking you’re going to save the world, it says a lot about you.”
Origin stories
They got started for different reasons. About four years ago, Slapjack said he read an article in VIBE magazine on the Real Life Superheroes movement, a worldwide community, to which they now belong, of people who dress up, assume names and do varying degrees of charity work and criminal deterrence.
Close friends of Slapjack had their home broken into. Another was hit by a drunk driver, part of Slapjack's motivation now to hang outside bars. He calls police to report plate numbers when he sees people that he suspects have had too much to drink get behind the wheel.
“I believe in civilian patrols. The police can only be so many places at once, especially at night,” Slapjack said. “I think it’s everyone’s responsibility to keep an eye on their communities.”
He picked his code name from a favorite card game played with his grandmother.
The younger Dreizehn has been going out longer, since 2003.
“I started out, really, just bored, and didn’t want to cause trouble,” she said.
In looking to thwart mischief, there was also an element of making amends for her brother.
“He was robbing and completely destroying our family through his actions,” Dreizehn said. “It made me want to do something so nobody had to go through the pain I had to.”
She dresses to add bulk to her frame — a compressed chest, a man’s trench, men’s boots. Sometimes, in her experience, just walking up to someone is enough to make them stop whatever it is they're doing, mainly because she appears to be a 200-plus-pound man wearing a full black and red mask with sheer white fabric eye holes.
Once on patrol, Slapjack found an unconscious man collapsed in the middle of the street and dragged him to the side of the road, potentially saving him from being run over.
But it doesn’t always go swimmingly.
“I got hit by a car,” Dreizehn said. And once, in what she believed was a meth buy, “I got ahold of what they were dealing. I ended up really taking a beating. I had my mask taken off. I managed to crawl and bite my way out of it. I had a death grip on (the meth).”
She picked her code name as a nod to her German heritage.
Why the names at all if everything’s on the up and up?
Their reasons are threefold. First, they say they don’t want their workplaces or families finding out, then worrying, questioning or demanding they give it up. Second, the couple doesn’t want to be harassed; they are, occasionally, snitches. A superhero named "Shadow Hare" began showing his face around Cincinnati too much and “the city completely turned on him,” Dreizehn said.
Lastly, putting on the costume, and wearing the name, is like becoming someone else.
“Your fear goes away,” Slapjack said.
Added his girlfriend, Dreizehn: “I wanted to be able to put a mask on so I could be somebody greater and better.”
They met through the Real Life Superheroes group. There aren’t too many others in Maine. He can name two, "The Beetle" and "Mrs. The Beetle."
Taking it to the street
They go out on foot patrol two or three nights a week, often between roughly 11 p.m. and 3 a.m. She likes walking both cities. He prefers Lewiston.
Dreizehn and Slapjack cover about 5 miles at a stretch, carrying food, water, note pads, flashlights, cameras, night-vision goggles and cell phones. Ninety to 95 percent of the time, they’re just two people out for a walk. Two costumed, very prepared people.
If and when it comes to it, she’s clearly the scrapper. He’s never gotten in a physical confrontation.
“You’re McGruff; I’m the Punisher,” Dreizehn teased, walking through Kennedy Park on a Tuesday night in May.
Thursday, Friday and Saturday tend to be busiest, with more people on the street.
“But you never know; crime never takes a day off,” Slapjack said.
He keeps a map at home synced up to the local police crime bulletins, looking for neighborhoods or streets with patterns and familiarizing himself with people wanted on warrants.
Lewiston police Lt. Mark Cornelio checked around the station — no one he spoke with was aware of a pair of costumes on the street.
“Without knowing what their crime-fighting (is), it would be tough to say whether we agree with it or disagree with it,” Cornelio said. “My thing, I would rather have people be good witnesses.”
There’s also a reason for official police training and the lessons that come with it, he said.
Dreizehn and Slapjack said they were inspired to make themselves known now because of the “Kick-Ass” movie.
It’s not as easy as it looks on the screen.
“It was a funny little movie,” Dreizehn said. “But it’s completely disillusioned. It’s nothing like we do.”
Weird, Wicked Weird is a monthly feature on the strange, intriguing and unexplained in Maine. Send ideas, photos and grand schemes to kskelton@sunjournal.com.






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Thank you all, we appreciate the kind words and criticisms. Hope we can continue doing a decent job for our community, and are always looking for a way to do more for you. If there is any help we can provide, we will do just that. We are wiling to work with local charieties as need be.
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I'm wiling to answer as many questions as I can...
And as for meeting up at Denny's..? Well... I don't think they'd appreciate 2 masked individuals entering their business in masks... So, I don't think we'd be able to join you..
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So, smarten up Driezen and Flapjack. Quit injesting those controlled substances, come back to earth, and meet me at Sambo's (Denny's) for the Raisin of d flapjacks. To prove I am real, I will show you my cryponite.
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I wonder why Kathryn Skelton never tried to interview me? Every night I listen to my scanner and as soon as I hear of a crime being commited in LA, I leave the comfort of my home, drive to the confines of a telephoine booth, (if I can find one) change into my SUPERMAN suit. And fly off into the unknown to save the day for the inhabitants of the twin cities. And i am not ashamed to id myself due to employment. My name is Clark Kent and I am a ild mannered reporter.
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If tron or bear thought with both sides of their brain, they would realilze that dunking donuts also sell coffee. Between DD and TH where do you expect cops to get cofee. BIG APPLE mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. no its snake pee. I know alot of cops and none of them eat donuts. I INVITE YOU BOTH TO odmp.org read the stories.
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you'd realize that few employers allow their employees to go to DD or TH during working hours. Most people are required to go before or after work, unfortunately cops don't have the same work ethic that normal people do, even booby, although the use of the company computer to surf the Internet for during work hours is acceptable, after all he's getting the bulk of his salary from the state.
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Hmmm...
"He calls police to report plate numbers when he sees people that he suspects have had too much to drink get behind the wheel."
Although I think it's a noble cause - I do not feel it is your right to determine how "drunk" anyone is. What you are doing is potentially leading to the police harassing innocent citizens.
I love that you help out, but when it comes to Police work, let the cops do their job, the job that they are trained to do.
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at a Dunkin Donuts, Denny's or Cumberland Farms determine if a customer is drunk and then call the cops? YEP! Happens from time to time. You would be pissed if an obviously drunk person left a bar or a Cumby's and no one called the cops to protect the public if a person died as a result, wouldn't you? Yes you would. These two people are an asset to the L/A community as far as I'm concerned.
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This was a well-written story. What this pair does isn't my cup of tea, but it seems they do more than crime fighting, such as helping the homeless and downtrodden. Good for them and good for Mrs. Skelton in providing her readers with a good story.
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The next feature story will be about a Maine Unicorn Ranch that is located on the edge of City. Nobody has seen the Unicorns, but the pictures and article read well.
Nice story. Good writing and pictures. Readers need this kind of article in such stressful times.
Enjoyed it.
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been seen by the cops, they never go into donut shops, those are already very well protected.
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typical tron trying to start a fight where none exists...lord help him if he ever finds himself in need of a cop...
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I find it curious the LPD knows nothing of two masked, costumed "patrolers" walking the streets in the wee hours of the morning. Strange...
I'd pee my pants if I came across two masked marauders in the dark. Be careful out there, as someone may think you are one of the "bad guys" wearing masks.
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I was actually stopped by a patrol car once. Two policemen searched me. I was even cooperative enough to give them my information. Not to far back I also did a pilot reel for a reality TV show that never really hit the ground. I walked around town with a camera crew in tow. The police have more important matters to attend to. As for everyone commenting on why they are at donut shops you must realize a lot of these places are open late. Please give the respect and credit to our law enforcement and rescue officials. As for the mask...of course we do not always wear them. Remember, I am a regular person.
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I know some downtown employers who are willing to post a reward if these crimefighters could catch the person who vandalizes parking garages and buildings downtown...
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ANYONE THAT THINKS THEY ARE MENTAL I BET ARE DOING criminal activity GREAT JOB SUPER HEROS THANKS SUPER HEROS Thanks for makeing our city safer
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WEll now, I don't know about them walking the streets at night like they do. I did how ever, pick something up in the story,and I quote..... (Lewiston police Lt. Mark Cornelio checked around the station — no one he spoke with was aware of a pair of costumes on the street.
“Without knowing what their crime-fighting (is), it would be tough to say whether we agree with it or disagree with it,” Cornelio said. “My thing, I would rather have people be good witnesses.”) SO you mean after how ever long a time these people have been roaming the streets of Lewistoin and Auburn, the "cop shop" isn't aware of them? Ok, IF that is true, then Kudo's for the Super Hero's, because obvioulsy they are in areas that the police aren't patroling ! But then again, the cops have already done their "parking lot patroling" of the local Dunkin Donuts, and are taking turns napping or flirting with the hookers between 11pm and 3 am.
Keep up the good work Super Heros ! Just go get the training, and get paid for what you do ! Show the Lewiston Police dept. how to do it right !
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to walk down the street wearing a costume? No. This is most likely the reason why the police haven't taken notice of this couple. I have faith in our police. They do a great job but it's nice to know that there are two people out there who would like to keep their neighborhoods good. Nothing wrong with this at all.
Is it illegal to stop at a Dunkin Donuts for a quick coffee? No. Our police have earned this right to take a break from their beats!
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Because I respect the main idea of there cause I will not post my opinion of these two.
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I think we should have a civilian review board each time they are involved with anything having to do with criminal activity.
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Charles Bronson would have been proud
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I would name my self "Censusnator". Although my stint would be short lived, I would add a positive gain in the superhero work force, temporarily of course. Now heres my M.O.: I would go around on the first of the month and, if people are home, I would stop by their mailbox and tear up any envelope that has a return address of "DHS" on it. Now if you excuse me, I need to prepare my costume by drumming up a clip board and finding a T-shirt depicting a wolf howling at the moon. Chewing on a black crayon would be good for effect as well. Lay-abouts beware!
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Thank you for the kind words of support. Our job is by no means to replace the police or any other law enforcement agency. They do a fine job. They were there when the fiasco at Bates College broke out. Lets also not forget the officer who stopped the robbery at the convenient store a few weeks back. They should all be commended. It is the responsibility of every citizen in their respective city to be witnesses and offer help to those who need it. It is also important to note that interference in law enforcement duties is illegal. We go where they are sometimes not, and help those in need. It is not just about fighting crime, being a good witness or assisting the police; it is about helping one another. I encourage people to volunteer at a homeless shelter, or to help with fund raising for a good cause. These good works are what make us who we are and they reflect on our great cities. The fact that we do not get paid is all the more reason to do it. True work is rewarding on the inside. Law enforcement are career professionals who get special training. No one should ever undermind that fact. The point is you can help make your community better by giving of yourself your time and talents to aid in the betterment of humankind.
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Thes two need mental health professionals to bring them into the real world from their fantasy existence.
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Why do you say these two need mental health professionals? Seems to me they still know real world from fantasy. I can understand hiding their true identities, because of family, and their actual day jobs. Is it that you are just wishing you had the guts to do it ? If I was younger, I'd even join them , and I am in NO way mentally unstable ! There are those who "DO" and those who just cower behind their locked doors and watch !
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GREAT SUPER HEROS THANK YOU SUPER HEROS THE POLICE SHOULD WALK THE STREETS ALSO COOL SUPER HEROS GREAT JOB
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The L/A police departments do the best they can with the staff that they have. Yes I do agree that putting one self at risk is kind of bonkers but whatever floats their boats I guess. As far as Tron...that's just an ignorant thing to say. The Cops/Donut Shop thing is way old and today's Law Enforcement Officers put themselves in harms way so we, as citizens, can feel a little bit of comfort. Each Officer has a "beat" that they have to patrol and if another Officer needs assistance, there's another area that is not covered. Thank you to these two who put themselves at risk...but one thing to remember...the only hero is a dead hero.
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Yeah sure, each police officer has a "beat" to patrol, and no matter how "OLD" the saying The Cops/Dunkin Donuts is...it IS still true ! If you need a cop in a hurry, you can always be sure to find one in a Dunkin Donuts parking lot ! That doesn't go for just Lewiston cops, I have lived in many cities and states, and it still holds true for all of them.
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the streets. That's what the cops are for, but in reality, there is much crime beyond the confines of the local donut shops, so these people become a necessity. But they should be paid, they're willing to do the dangerous job that the paid help will not do. Thank you, from a grateful community.
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Why not get trained, become a cop, and make some money. Seems silly to put yourself at risk.
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more power to them... at least they have the guts to do it... most people just don't care. i hope that they stay safe in the meantime. people are crazy out there. can't tell you how many times i had stopped a fight (and been in some in my younger years!) its always easier for most people to turn the other cheek. stay safe! x
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