Well y'all, I've enjoyed my stay and it's my choice to leave. Heck, it's not my paper, I don't make the rules. After all, this is to make people more accountable in their commenting right? Mr Rhoades writes "When people stand behind their words, they have a greater stake in making sure they are thoughtful, civil and accurate"....so what are the stakes if they are not thoughtful, civil or accurate?
And if I were you, Danny boy, I'd stay away from the stuffed crust. Oh, I may also work at Wal-mart...expect to be greeted with a scooter low on battery power with a seat infested with crotch crickets. Jackwaggon, I've seen your style before...great stuff and this is why I'm not coming back after the first. I've seen too many passes given to some pet members around here while others get whacked in an instant. All the entertaining posters are either splitting or getting snuffed. In my humble opinion, this is the LSJ's only way to stop peddlers of fake Gucci purses.....
We just need your last two pay stubs for membership....errrrrr, I'm sorry, that was totally out of line, I forgot you, uhhhh, oh boy, this is uncomfortable.
Ben, I nailed the first two, but I'm stuck on the third. For a moment, I thought maybe #2 and #3 might be the same person. Damn, this is more fun than sudoku.
Congrats Susan....you have been given todays first pat on the back by Mr. Mean Spirited himself, Tron. Two letters in two days supporting the policy.....coincedence? From what I can see, this policy has as much support as a stretched out sports bra. Heck, John Berry is one of the more polite posters here and he has received calls.........
It's been a hoot. But my time here is coming to an end. I have changed my moniker to a cricket, a critter that makes a sound that will ravage these chat boards on the first of February....
I happen to know Mr. Editorial Board. We just call him Ed. Here's some inside information.....Ed Board's two children, "Cheers" and "Jeers" also work at the paper. Don't tell anybody, nepotism, like hypocrisy, is always a sore subject with Ed and his kids.
Old Bill....what do you mean "were"...there's no statute of limitations on Bush Bashing. Heres the flow chart for the current administration:
1. Implement a "plan"
2. Did plan work...go to #4
3. Did plan fail (most naturally)... go to #5
4. Take credit and call the other party hostage takers.
5. Oh, crap ...say "I inherited this mess" and go to emergency #6
6. Michelle's waiting on me, But I leave you in good hands with slick Willy to answer your questions. Phew, go back to #1 and start over.
Well for all its worth
Well y'all, I've enjoyed my stay and it's my choice to leave. Heck, it's not my paper, I don't make the rules. After all, this is to make people more accountable in their commenting right? Mr Rhoades writes "When people stand behind their words, they have a greater stake in making sure they are thoughtful, civil and accurate"....so what are the stakes if they are not thoughtful, civil or accurate?
Till then
Adiós
Hey...Papa's my gig
And if I were you, Danny boy, I'd stay away from the stuffed crust. Oh, I may also work at Wal-mart...expect to be greeted with a scooter low on battery power with a seat infested with crotch crickets. Jackwaggon, I've seen your style before...great stuff and this is why I'm not coming back after the first. I've seen too many passes given to some pet members around here while others get whacked in an instant. All the entertaining posters are either splitting or getting snuffed. In my humble opinion, this is the LSJ's only way to stop peddlers of fake Gucci purses.....
No Tron...
We just need your last two pay stubs for membership....errrrrr, I'm sorry, that was totally out of line, I forgot you, uhhhh, oh boy, this is uncomfortable.
Ben...
Ben, I nailed the first two, but I'm stuck on the third. For a moment, I thought maybe #2 and #3 might be the same person. Damn, this is more fun than sudoku.
Holly Crap...
Nobody told me that the Bates Mills was hiring again! Your comparison to French Canadians holds water like a uterus on birthing day.
Congrats Susan....you have
Congrats Susan....you have been given todays first pat on the back by Mr. Mean Spirited himself, Tron. Two letters in two days supporting the policy.....coincedence? From what I can see, this policy has as much support as a stretched out sports bra. Heck, John Berry is one of the more polite posters here and he has received calls.........
Pirate...
It's been a hoot. But my time here is coming to an end. I have changed my moniker to a cricket, a critter that makes a sound that will ravage these chat boards on the first of February....
Gil....
I happen to know Mr. Editorial Board. We just call him Ed. Here's some inside information.....Ed Board's two children, "Cheers" and "Jeers" also work at the paper. Don't tell anybody, nepotism, like hypocrisy, is always a sore subject with Ed and his kids.
Old Bill....what do you mean
Old Bill....what do you mean "were"...there's no statute of limitations on Bush Bashing. Heres the flow chart for the current administration:
1. Implement a "plan"
2. Did plan work...go to #4
3. Did plan fail (most naturally)... go to #5
4. Take credit and call the other party hostage takers.
5. Oh, crap ...say "I inherited this mess" and go to emergency #6
6. Michelle's waiting on me, But I leave you in good hands with slick Willy to answer your questions. Phew, go back to #1 and start over.
Oh...
Please Joe/Voisine, don't be too harsh on yourself. Think of it as not plagiarism, but as a redistribution of thoughts......