DEAR ABBY: I’m a senior in high school and about to graduate. The week after graduation, one of my close friends is getting married. I have no qualms about the marriage, but I’m confused about the pre-wedding parties.
The bride and groom are registered at three stores and have had a Tupperware party already. However, I have received an invitation to a lingerie party to which guests have been instructed to bring the bride lingerie with gift receipts attached.
Am I wrong in thinking that buying intimate apparel is the responsibility of the couple? I plan to buy them a wedding gift from the registry, but I feel odd being asked to essentially contribute to their sex life. Abby, if I decline the invitation, what would be the proper way to do it? — BRINGING A BLENDER IN MONTANA
DEAR B.A.B.: If you are unable to attend the shower, all you need to say is you’re unavailable on that date. You do not have to give a reason. However, lingerie showers can be a fun way for women to bond with each other. I once attended one at which a guest jokingly brought the bride a pair of handcuffs. (In Montana, a set of spurs might make an interesting gag gift.)
However, if you prefer not to “contribute to the couple’s sex life,” why not bring a high-necked flannel nightgown? Your gift could be the talk of the party.
Readers, care to offer any other gift suggestions?
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DEAR ABBY: My stepdaughter came and cleaned our house when my wife — her mother — was ill. I appreciated her efforts, until I noticed she had put the toilet brush in the dishwasher with the dishes. I quietly removed it.
Am I overreacting because I no longer want to eat at her house? This made me extremely uncomfortable because most of our family gatherings are at her house. — TURNED OFF IN TEXAS
DEAR TURNED OFF: Ew! Had I been in your position, when I saw what she had done, I’d have hit high C. And I wouldn’t have been subtle about removing the toilet brush from the dishwasher. What a gross lapse of judgment. I wouldn’t want to eat at her house either, and I’d let my spouse know exactly why. (Please tell me your stepdaughter didn’t learn this from her mother.)
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