J. Kieffer: Rather be flogged

This is in response to the story Jan. 18 about a Bangor man who asked to be publicly flogged rather than go to prison.

I can see his point.

If given a choice between being lashed by a whip or being locked in a cage with murderers and rapists, I might choose the whip.

If given a choice between swift and painful punishment, afterward being able to contribute to the economy, or being locked in a cage where I can contribute nothing and am only a burden, I might choose the pain.

What is more cruel and unusual than having years taken from your life while being subjected to random beatings and acts of sodomy?

I can't think of anything more cruel and unusual than prison.

John Kieffer, Turner

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Pirate's picture
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Nothing more cruel and

Nothing more cruel and unusual than prison? How about cruel and unusual crime. Don't wanna do the time? Don't do the crime. Pretty simple.

Rev Jim's picture
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How about

Both ? ! ? !

Gary52's picture
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All the more reason to live

All the more reason to live within the law. Personally, I wouldn't really care for either the prison sentence or the flogging.

veritas's picture
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Why don't you just come out and say it...

"Stick and stones may break your bones,

- But whips and chains excite you."

Pirate's picture
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Closet masochists are

Closet masochists are everywhere.

veritas's picture
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You just have to watch out

You just have to watch out what closet you walk into....

mgr's picture
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Ronald, Are you exposing your

Ronald,
Are you exposing your “id”?

veritas's picture
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As opposed to

your iddy bitty??? ;)

Naw - I just pencil-whip (key-board now) folks here with my 'super-ego' ;)

mgr's picture
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Ronald, You make me feel

Ronald,
You make me feel young again with your comments – like I was back in high school.

veritas's picture
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Then we've

Then we've accomplished something good here!!!

Pirate's picture
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"What's his name?", inquired

"What's his name?", inquired the inquisitive parrot.

sweetfern's picture
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Equator

Hey Ron, remember the flogging we took when we crossed the Equator in the Navy. Check out the official USS Providence web site and "on the line" folks and you'll see a real flogging. God, it was fun!!

veritas's picture
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And how 'bout

Floggin' the Ol' Guinea :)

God - I remember crossin' the line and going through Shellback initiation - So we're a couple of ol' Shellbacks!!!

sweetfern's picture
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3 times

The first time was not so much fun but the second and third were a ball. I soaked my shallalee in salt water for 3 days for maximum effect. For non-navy folks, that's a canvas fire hose strap used to blister and make bleed the butts of the uninitiated. Talk about a hazing, it was the best!

veritas's picture
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They've really toned it down, Al :(

I watched this eight-hour series on public TV that was taped on some 'bird-farm' (aircraft-carrier) in today's 'modern Navy' - you know, co-ed, politically correct, the whole nine yards.

They crossed the equator and had the most pussified wussy initiation one could imagine!!! They told them all from the git-go that no one was going to be harmed nor insulted, that they could drop out any time they wished, and no one would think the less of them.

Bull-Pucky!!!

They dragged our asses around that ship like the worthless, dung-eating Polly-Wogs that we were!! Beat us with shalalie's, made us wallow in #2 NSFO, lick Tabasco off the Royal Baby's belly, crawl down the garbage chute eating that crap all the way; getting a 'reverse Mohawk' haircut, chug-a-lug sea-water, and feast on rotting sardines that had been baking in the sun for a week and getting dive bombed by flies.

We only had three ET's out of a 1200 man crew refuse to participate - and that was 'it' for them. Alas - that mark follows one around.

Ah - the Joys of a Shellback!!

sweetfern's picture
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ET's huh?

Electronics Techs for the non-navy folks. Sure am glad I was a radarman but sad to say that job is now done by ET's. Even Admiral Hyland took the beating the first time we crossed. We all admired him for his team spirit.
GO NAVY AND GO PATS, and lets give those Giant city boys a flogging-----one hour to go!

Pirate's picture
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Are we getting a glimpse of

Are we getting a glimpse of your dark side, Al?

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