MLS Soccer: New England at Real Salt Lake
11 a.m., Fox Sports Channel
The queen should be offended. ‘Real’ is both a weak adjective and flimsy English.
Football: Lobster Bowl
Noon, Time Warner Channel 9
If you’ve been too lazy or too cheap to watch Jared Turcotte play high school football, do not let your final chance slip away.
Golf: Senior British Open
1 p.m., Channel 8
How long until Colin Montgomerie turns 50, so he can finally win a major?
MLB: Red Sox at Devil Rays
1:30 p.m., NESN
Playing in the same division as Tampa Bay: The gift that keeps on giving.
NASCAR: Allstate 400 at the Brickyard
2 p.m., ESPN
All the goose-bumpy pageantry of Indianapolis without the speed. Or the tradition. Or Ashley Judd.
ArenaBowl: San Jose vs. Columbus
3 p.m., Channel 8
Destroyers: Potentially the best team in Arena Football. Buckeyes: Best team in the city.
Cycling: Tour de France, final stage
8 p.m., Versus
Results will be available August 19 after a thorough urinalysis.