8 a.m., ESPN2
Maybe they’ll get in a match today. Maybe they won’t.
Golf: U.S. Senior Open, first round
2 p.m., ESPN
Legends like Allen Doyle, John Jacobs and Doug Tewell are competing. Okay, so are Hale Irwin, Tom Watson and Fuzzy Zoeller, but this isn’t 1987.
Busch Series Racing: Winn-Dixie 250 practice
5:30 p.m., ESPN2
Dale Earnhardt Jr. ousted Shane Huffman and is driving his own car this weekend. ON a completely unrelated note, what the Busch Series is lacking right now is cheating.
MLB: Devil Rays at Red Sox
7 p.m., NESN
J.P. Howell is starting for the Rays. Wasn’t that the name of Thurston and Lovie’s son in one of those Gilligan’s Island movies? Don’t know if it was the one with the Globetrotters.
MLS: Red Bull at Dynamo
8 p.m., ESPN2
Alright soccer fans, I’m trying to learn more about your sport. Let’s say you tune in 15 minutes late. Do you worry that you missed something?
MLB: Braves at Dodgers
10 p.m., TBS
It’s kind of sad that TBS is dropping the Braves. They’re the last of the “superstation” teams on the basic cable dial around here.