Page Two: On the Tube

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Wimbledon: Men’s quarterfinals

8 a.m. and 1 p.m., ESPN 2; 10 a.m., Channel 6

Or, in the event of a rain delay, canned footage of Serena Williams rolling on the ground, crying, and getting enough rest to kill her opponent’s momentum.

MLB: Devil Rays at Red Sox

1 p.m., NESN

Eight games are being played at night on the Fourth of July. Unholy.

Best Damn Top 50 Memorable Baseball Plays

3 p.m., FSNE

Yeah, we know. Bucky, Buckner, Boone. Have we exhausted the supply of potential “Best Damn” countdowns yet? Not until we see “Worst Damn 50 ESPN Rip-offs,” I suppose.

Tour de France preview

4:30 p.m., Versus

Always thought it was impossible to ride a bike that far on your own. And I was right.

Shooting USA/Guns & Ammo TV

5 p.m., Outdoor Channel

The Second Amendment kicks ass.

MLB: Indians at Tigers

7 p.m., ESPN

In the old American League East, these teams would have made the Sox pay for playing sub-.500 ball in June.

Soccer: Chelsea at Manchester United

8 p.m., Fox Soccer Channel

The Founders might have been patriarchal, hypocritical and all whiter than cottage cheese, but here’s another reason to thank ’em on the Fourth.

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