Page Two: On the tube


Tennis: Wimbledon, women’s quarterfinals

8 a.m. and 1 p.m., ESPN2, and 10 a.m., Channel 6

The All-England Club can’t build that retractable roof soon enough. .

2006 Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest

1:30 p.m., ESPN

One last chance to see Kobayashi before his jaw gave out. Like watching Mantle before his knees or Kathleen Turner before her looks went.

Triathlon: Mooloolaba BG World Cup

3 p.m., FSNE

The closest I’ll get to a triathlon today is grilling the burger, frying the bacon and microwaving the cheese.

Yachting: America’s Cup

6 p.m., Versus

Versus has secured the broadcast rights to every sporting event that has become irrelevant in America except Pittsburgh Pirates baseball.

MLB: Devil Rays at Red Sox

7 p.m., NESN

Hard to believe this is the first meeting of the season with Tampa Bay. Not that I’m complaining.

WNBA: Sparks at Storm

9:30 p.m., ESPN2

Bet the folks in Seattle are thrilled to know Kevin Durant and the Sonics will be gone in a year but the Storm will be staying put.

MLB: Braves at Dodgers

10 p.m., TBS

Nomar is playing third base for the Dodgers now. The over/under on him going on the DL is July 17..