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Sarah's Doomsday kit

Monday, October 13, 2008

1. Pellet stove and 4 tons of pellets - enough to get through 2 full winters, maybe 3.

2. Kerosene heater and kerosene enough to last one month. 4 spare wicks

3. 16 oil lamps, two for every room and two spares. 30 bottles of lamp oil 20 spare wicks

4. 500 disposable razors

5. 25 men's deodorant, 25 women's deodorant

6. 25 tubes of toothpaste

7. 20 men's shave gel, 20 women's shave gel

8. 10 salon sized bottles of Paul Mitchell shampoo and 10 salon sized bottles of conditioner - will last two years

9. 25 flashlights

10. 100 AA batteries (nonrechargeable) 25 AA rechargeable w/ two recharging stations

11. 50 Bottles Tide laundry detergent

12. 20 boxes dryer sheets

13. 15 bottles bleach

14. 25 bottles rubbing alcohol

15. 25 bottles peroxide

16. 25 bottles witch hazel

17. 25 boxes assorted sizes Band-Aids

18. 25 bottles dish soap

19. 10 bottles camp soap (can be used for shampoo, soap, toothpaste, etc.)

20. 4 cases toilet paper

21. 4 cases paper towels

22. 100 bars Irish Spring soap

23. 20 bars Dial antibacterial soap

24. 10 bottles Irish Spring shower gel

25. 5 cans Lysol

26. 5 Windex

27. 5 409 cleaner

28. 5 Murphy's Oil Soap

29. Box of dish sponges

30. box of assorted batteries, all sizes, nonrechargeable

31. 5 large boxes Tampax (approximately 500)

32. 30 boxes tissues

33. 10 lighters

34. 10 boxes wooden matches

35. 50 light bulbs-various strengths

36. 10 boxes garbage bags

37. 10 boxes Q-Tips

38. 5 bags cotton balls

39. plastic and paper cups

40. tons of paper plates

41. plastic silverware

42. 5 bags tea light candles

43. 30 lbs. dog bones

44. 210 lbs. dry dog food

45. 10 toothbrushes

46. 10 boxes plastic bags

47. 10 boxes tin foil

48. 5 boxes plastic wrap

49. 5 boxes parchment paper

50. 25 gallons gasoline

Cold medicine

Ibuprophen

Tums

Immodium

Migraine meds

aspirin

NyQuil

Multivitamins

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Posted By:Jolly Roger at October 13, 2008 10:09 AM (Suggest Removal)
What!?!?!!....no bag balm???

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Posted By:V at October 13, 2008 10:34 AM (Suggest Removal)
thats smart, enough pellets to watch them rot over 2 years and waste more. BUY ENOUGH FOR 1 WINTER AT A TIME.

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Posted By:working man at October 13, 2008 4:53 PM (Suggest Removal)
what about the 5 gallon pail and a walmart bag liner to do your business in? maybe a padded toilet seat for comfort

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Posted By:joe at October 13, 2008 6:15 PM (Suggest Removal)
Wow!!! Between the month's worth of kerosene, 30 bottles of lamp oil, and the 25 gallons of gasoline I wouldn't sleep very well at night....all it would take is a spark, and when that happens theres plenty of fuel for the fire....4 tons of wood pellets,4 cases of toilet paper, 4 cases of paper towels, the 5 boxes of Tampax, 30 boxes of tissues, and the "tons" of paper plates! Can you say "bonfire"?

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Posted By:vicki at October 13, 2008 8:26 PM (Suggest Removal)
2 cans of chicken 2 cans of corn and 10 packagess of qtips clean ears and an empty belly. I may be out in the cold when doomsday arrives but thanks for the laugh.

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Posted By:Jolly Roger at October 13, 2008 8:42 PM (Suggest Removal)
Why Vicki!!!!....you're just NOT taking this whole thing seriously!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted By:vicki at October 13, 2008 9:00 PM (Suggest Removal)
okay here is another one for you if it gets that bad dont you think you would hang laundry outside instead of the dryer so why all the dryer sheets. and in my 20 years if living on my own I have only used one bottle of peroxide and maybe two of rubbing alcohol but you are right no bag balm to be found I guess she isnt planning on udder problems

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Posted By:Jolly Roger at October 13, 2008 9:11 PM Well, here's were it gets tricky.....until the electric grid shuts down, "sarah" can use her dryer sheets....BUT....after the electric is all gone, "sarah" won't be able to hang laundry out...as it would be a sure give away of surviving humans to the wandering herds trying to find food...unless of course "sarah" liberally plants land mines around her property!!'>(Suggest Removal)
Vicki said : "okay here is another one for you if it gets that bad dont you think you would hang laundry outside instead of the dryer so why all the dryer sheets" ---->Well, here's were it gets tricky.....until the electric grid shuts down, "sarah" can use her dryer sheets....BUT....after the electric is all gone, "sarah" won't be able to hang laundry out...as it would be a sure give away of surviving humans to the wandering herds trying to find food...unless of course "sarah" liberally plants land mines around her property!!

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Posted By:DILLIGAF at October 13, 2008 9:50 PM (Suggest Removal)
WHAT! No spam or potted meat, She's surely not ready.

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