He admits to hating the Cracker Jacks, but is only interested in the prize in each box and the peanuts at the bottom of the box. I've been unable to convince him that it might be less expensive to simply buy the peanuts, at which time he will remind me that he is a liberal and that I should not waste his time with all that unnecessary logic.
Hell, he could have done that right here. With the Journal's abandonment of their rules of behavior, this place has become TEGWAR. Anything goes, now.