I disagree with your proof the program doesn't work. If all 5th graders in local public schools participate in the program, the percentage of graduates who show up in the paper are insignificant.
Well Bob, that's a modest proposal. What's the annual salary cutoff for this program? I suggest we solve the unwanted pregnancy problem at the same time. Surely it's not the first time it's been suggested but with the current political climate I'm sure we can make it happen.
Kim, what difference does it make what nationality they are?