1 p.m., Time Warner Channel 9
They still win. Hope that doesn’t ruin it for you.
Holy @#%*!
4 p.m., VS.
I, um, swear that’s the real name of the show. Scheduled: A surfer attacked by sharks; mid-air collisions; and a snowmobile jump gone wrong. Don’t pretend you’re not interested.
NHL: Stanley Cup Playoffs
7 p.m., VS.
To be continued for two months. I’m changing the channel after “Holy @#%*!”
MLB: Mariners at Red Sox
7 p.m., NESN
Dice-K vs. Ichiro. A nation calls in sick. Disaster forecast for the Nikkei Dow. Japanese HR types predict an $11 billion loss in productivity.
NBA: 76ers at Celtics
7:30 p.m., FSNE
Kyle Bleeping Korver scored 26 points the last time these two D-League franchises got together. Seriously, what level of self-loathing is required to watch this?
NBA: Magic at Pistons
8 p.m., ESPN
Wondering if the Celtics ever ate the side of beef they received in the Chauncey Billups trade.
Classic Boxing: Butterbean vs. Harry Funmaker (1998)
8 p.m., ESPN Classic
A 330-pound publicity stunt against a guy whose name sounds like a British porn star. By definition, does this make Tenacious D “classic” rock?
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