Canadian fans don’t throw pizza. They throw backbacon, although it’s very unwieldy.

MLS: Revolution at Crew, 7 p.m., ESPN2

Reason 884 to hate soccer – it’s the Revs’ fault the Patriots had to install artificial turf at Gillette Stadium.

NHL: Stanley Cup Playoffs: Penguins at Senators, Game 5, 7 p.m., Versus

Ottawa clinches with a win. Pittsburgh considers offering Pens to Kansas City with a loss.

MLB: Cubs at Braves, 7:30 p.m.,TBS, WGN

Whenever a game is on two channels, one is always a second or two behind the other. I wish it was more like a minute so I could call up an unsuspecting friend and say “Bet you a buck Chipper goes deep here.”

NHL: Stanley Cup Playoffs: Red Wings at Flames, Game 4, 9:30 p.m., Versus

A pane of glass was dislodged behind one of the goals with 10 seconds left in the second period of Game 3, so they stopped play and added 10 seconds to the third period. Is this a rule in Canada? Could they have moved the last out of Dice-K’s crummy fourth inning to the fifth Monday night?

NHL: Stanley Cup Playoffs: Stars at Canucks, Game 5, 10 p.m. Versus

I’m assuming this is regional coverage. Though with Versus, you never know. They might do a split screen or something.

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