Noon, ESPN2
Followed by, in order: Cheerleading, figure skating and college softball. Fair warning, guys. More than two channel surfs will constitute lifetime revocation of your Man Card.
NBA: Game 1, Wizards at Cavaliers
12:30 p.m., TNT
Two teams that wouldn’t last a week in the Western Conference playoffs.
NHL: Stanley Cup Playoffs, Devils at Lightning
1 p.m., NBC
Teams with a nickname not ending in ‘s’ should face a post-season ban. Yes, I know this would eliminate playoffs in the WNBA and MLS. You’re on to me.
MLB: Braves at Mets
1:30 p.m., TBS
Last time I watched an entire Braves game in April, Rick Mahler went the distance. America’s Team was much more charming when it sucked.
PGA: Zurich Classic, final round
3 p.m., Channel 13
Chris Couch won this tournament last year, which is ample reason to spend the next three hours following around your dog and picking up his crap.
Classic MLB: Red Sox at Devil Rays, 2000
3 p.m., NESN
Pedro pitched a one-hitter and started about six bench-clearing brawls. Looked a lot cooler than Brendan Donnelly in the process, too.
MLB: Yankees at Red Sox
8 p.m., ESPN
Because a 1 o’clock start would have stolen seven hours of John Kruk from us.
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