Chicago Cubs pitcher Mark Prior, former phenom and eight-time visitor to the disabled list, underwent surgery Tuesday. Is it just me, or was the human body designed for only fat guys and left-handers to pitch?

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Sam Mitchell was named NBA coach of the year Tuesday. I’ll buy you a beer if you have even a clue what team he represents.

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