THE WAY O.T. OUGHTTA BE

British national hero Tim Henman defeated Carlos Moya in a first-round Wimbledon match that featured a 24-game fifth set. Imagine that, World Cup soccer fans: Breaking a tie by playing until somebody wins. Try it sometime.

THE PASSION OF MANNY

If All-Star balloting ended today, Magglio Ordonez of the Tigers would be a starter and Manny Ramirez wouldn’t. The only logical explanation is that 500,000 fans saw a recent mug shot of the mullet-headed Ordonez and assumed that Johnny Damon changed his name for religious reasons.


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