It’s like Kevin Garnett never left

Johan Santana is one unhappy guy. The 2008 free agent doesn’t like the direction the Minnesota Twins are headed in after they sat on their hands during the trade deadline period. It doesn’t make any sense for me to be here, you know? … If you only worry about the future, then I guess a lot of us won’t be part of it,” the two-time Cy Young winner told the Star Tribune. Minnesota really knows how to treat its stars, huh?

shhhhhhhh

let’s keep this on the dl, okay? has anyone else noticed the complete lack of terrell owens coverage this preseason. hasn’t it been great? okay, let’s not discuss this anymore.

And the Bruins counter with…

The Boston Bruins added Craig Ramsay and Geoff Ward as assistants to their coaching staff. I can just picture a Bruins’ ticket operator sitting next to a Celtics’ ticket operator and waiting for her phone to also start ringing off the hook once word of that news gets out.

On the next Inside Edition…

A former teammate of a backup punter charged with trying to kill the starter said during testimony on Wednesday that Mitch Cozad clearly wanted the starting job and was “pouty” when he didn’t get it. Pouty punters and attempted murder… Violence in our culture has jumped the shark.

Tip No. 41 – Booze drowns out the boos

Some Brazilian players returned to the hotel drunk after being given time off between matches during the 2006 World Cup, according to the president of the Brazil’s soccer confederation. The soccer confederation only has itself to blame considering it gave each player a copy of “The Guide to Preparing for International Competition, by Bode Miller” before the World Cup.