So, Newt Gingrich wants to colonize the moon. Great idea. I propose that Mitt Romney and “the Donald” are sent along as the first two colonists. Those avaricious, gold-plated phonies deserve each other.

To keep them company, I propose sending along Eric Cantor, Michele Bachmann and the other members of the lunatic fringe.

Ah, poetic justice. Greed isn’t a deadly sin to the GOP; it is one of their sacraments.

Gerard Decoteau, Lewiston

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