Last Thursday, June 26, in Washington, D.C., the United States of America passed away in its sleep, surrounded by traitors and enemies of freedom.

It died after a long battle with political correctness and “social justice.”

The fatal symptoms first appeared on Inauguration Day, January 2009, when liberals overwrought with imagined “white  guilt” installed into office the most unqualified, most ill-prepared, most un-vetted and un-American dolt as president in our nation’s illustrious history.

The same day, June 26, the Constitution of the U.S.A also succumbed to those very same enemies and traitors.

They both passed away, leaving no survivors.

Funeral services are scheduled for Saturday July 4, 2015.

William Sullivan, Buckfield

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