Mark LaFlamme: Signs of the coming apocalypse spotted in Lewiston parking garage

Talk of the Town: The view on top of Streaked Mountain is dazzling. And I'm not talking about when I finally climbed to the top and disrobed. Or am I?

Mark LaFlamme: There’s no way editors are going to let a certain phrase stay in this column

Talk of the Town: Cats don't have many facial expressions, but I swear mine seems extremely relieved.

Mark LaFlamme: How can it be Labor Day when, by my math, it’s only the 3rd of June?

Talk of the Town: Your load of furniture would have arrived fine, Mrs. Harris, but I jumped when the lane departure alarm went off and . . .

Mark LaFlamme: You won’t BELIEVE what I sat in this time . . .

Mark LaFlamme: My vacation report, right down to the fungoid parts

Talk of the Town: Lots of camping equipment, but does Sierra have anything for removing mushrooms in tight places?

Mark LaFlamme: Who wears short shorts? Read on and find out!

Talk of the Town: I could wear my current wife's culottes, but fuchsia doesn't work with my skin tones.

Mark LaFlamme: Talk of the town: Wherefore art thou, Optimus Prime?

Moving a giant transformer across the Twin Cities? Psych! We're not doing it!

Mark LaFlamme: Drinking coffee with Bigfoot and Josey Wales

Talk of the town: Publicly speaking, a job in the public wouldn't be bad as long as I could avoid publicity and public humiliation. I'll talk to my publicist.

Mark LaFlamme: Putting my best feet forward or something

Talk of the town: Have you ever pondered how people got by before Crocs were invented? I have.

Mark LaFlamme: Things that creep, crawl and ruin your dinner

Talk of the Town: It's a bug's life and I want no part of it. So why don't I like winter more?