March 28: RUMFORD, the Rumford Area Rotary Club’s lobster lunch will be delivered to your place of business. $7 364-7225

March 30: LISBON FALLS, an Open Mic and Showcase will be held every Wednesday at 7 p.m. at the Lisbon Teen Center Coffee House, 32 Main St. 784-2338

March 30: PORTLAND, the Comedy Connection Improv Company will host comedy guests every Wednesday at 8:30 p.m. at the Comedy Connection, 16 Custom House Wharf. $6 774-2006

March 30: RUMFORD, a wine tasting tour around the world will be held from 6 to 8 p.m. at the Black Mountain of Maine Lodge. $15/$20 364-8977

March 31: TURNER, the Arts Gala Evening will be held at Leavitt Area High School. 225-4119

April 1: BRUNSWICK, comedy improv by the Bowdoin student group the Improvabilities, will be held at 7 p.m. at Bowdoin College Kresge Auditorium. Free 725-3375

April 1: GORHAM, the Seventh Annual Pine State Boat Show will be held at the University of Southern Maine Field House. The hours are Friday, 1 to 8 p.m., Saturday, 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. and Sunday, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. $6/$2 882-9777

April 1-3: LEWISTON, the Central Maine Boat Show and Sports Fishing Show will be held at the Colisee Arena, Birch Street. Show times are Friday, noon to 8 p.m., Saturday, 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. and Sunday, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. 865-1196

April 1: NORWAY, “The Fools of Aprile,” dinner and entertainment, will be featured at 6:30 p.m. at Claude’s Cafe. $10 743-2290

April 1: PORTLAND, the Fools NO More Parade will be held at 5:30 p.m. starting at Congress Square. 729-0517

April 1: PORTLAND, a benefit haddock chowder, lobster roll or ham salad luncheon will be held from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. every Friday at North Deering Congregational Church, 1364 Washington Ave.$6/$3.75 883-3568

April 2: AUBURN, the “Making Tracks” Auction will be held at 6 p.m. at Fairview Elementary School Gym, 397 Minot Ave. 784-3559

April 2: FARMINGTON, the Literacy Volunteers Scrabble Fundraiser for Literacy will be held from 1 to 3:45 p.m. at UMF Ricker Hall. $7/$5 778-3460

April 2: LEWISTON, Odyssey of the Maine state finals will be held from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. at Bates College. 646-4268

April 2: LOCKE MILLS, the Second Annual Scrappin’ for Schools benefit crop will be held from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. at the American Legion Hall. $25 665-2141

April 2: MONMOUTH, the annual indoor yard and bake sale will be held from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. at the East Monmouth Church vestry. 784-2961

April 2: PORTLAND, the Maine-i-Acts, the Children’s Theatre of Maine improvisational comedy troupe, will perform at 1 p.m. at the Comedy Connection, 6 Custom House Wharf. 878-2774

April 2: SOUTH PARIS, Community Concepts will hold a bowling and pizza event from 1 to 3 p.m. at Oxford Hills Bowling Lanes. 583-2803

April 3: AUBURN, the Central Maine Medical Center and WCSH6 Second Annual Buddy-to-Buddy Fashion Show will be held at 1 p.m. at the Hilton Garden Inn Riverwatch. $35 795-2957

April 3: AUBURN, a public breakfast will be held from 8 to 10:30 a.m. at the VFW Hall, 588 Minot Ave. $3/$4 784-6883

April 3: LEWISTON, the Public Theatre will hold their Second Annual Treasure Trek from 1:30 to 5 p.m. $50 784-0955

April 3: PORTLAND, the 19th Annual Chocolate Lover’s Fling and Auction will be held from 1 to 4 p.m. at the Holiday Inn by the Bay. $23/$25 774-4561

April 3: SABATTUS, a buffet breakfast will be held from 7:30 to 10 a.m. at the American Legion Hall, Island Road. $5/$2

April 5: BRUNSWICK, poet and spoken word artist, Saul Williams, will be featured at 7:30 p.m. at Bowdoin College Pickard Theater. Free 725-3375

April 5: NEW GLOUCESTER, a chicken pie sale will be held at Sabbathday Lake Grange Hall, old Rt. 26. $7/$12 657-4612

April 7: FARMINGTON, comedian Bob Marley will perform at 7 p.m. at UMF Dearborn Gym. $12/$5 778-7097

April 7: FARMINGTON, nonfiction writer Barrie Jean Borich will read from her work at 7:30 p.m. at Thomas Auditorium. Free 778-7182

April 7: PORTLAND, Tim Conway and Harvey Korman will perform at 5 and 7:30 p.m. at Portland City Hall Merrill Auditorium. $55/$45 842-0800

April 8, 9, 10: BRUNSWICK, “One More Thing,” Michael Parent’s new one-man show, will be presented at the Theater Project, 14 School St. Show times are Friday and Saturday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 2 p.m.; $12 729-8584

April 8, 9, 10: PORTLAND, the 36th Annual Portland Home Show will be held at the Portland Expo. Show hours are Friday, 1 to 9 p.m., Saturday, 10 a.m. to 9 p.m. and Sunday, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. $6 1-800-237-6024

April 8: WINTHROP, a fish chowder luncheon will be held at 11:30 a.m. at the Winthrop Congregational Church. $6 377-8639

April 9: AUBURN, an indoor yard sale will be held from 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. at the Lake Auburn Towne House, Lake Auburn Avenue. 786-5085

April 9: BAR MILLS: the Dorcas Society Antiques Road Show will be held from 1 to 3 p.m. at Bar Mills Parish House, Rt. 4A. $5 909-6052

April 9: FARMINGTON, “SEA-Fest,” an all-day festival promoting social and environmental change, education and art, will be held at UMF Olsen Student Center. Free 779-1085

April 9: FREEPORT, the 19th Annual Variety Show presented by the Freeport Lioness Club, will be held at 7 p.m. at the Freeport Performing Arts Center, Holbrook Street. $8/$10 865-1735

April 9: KENNEBUNK, a Mass for the healing of one’s family tree will be held at 2 p.m. at the Franciscan Monastery, 28 Beach Ave. 967-2011

April 9: LEWISTON, Christine Ellen Young, author of “A Bitter Brew,” will sign copies of her book at 10 a.m. at Mr. Paperback, 855 Lisbon St. 783-2273

April 9: PORTLAND, the “Smuckers Stars on Ice,” figure skating tour, will be held at 7:30 p.m. at the Cumberland County Civic Center. 775-3458

April 9: TOPSHAM, a family roller skating event will be held from 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. at Howard Sports, Rt. 201. $4 353-5863

April 10: PORTLAND, the Maine 2005 Antique Paper Show will beheld from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. at Governor’s Restaurant, 700 Main St., Rt. 1. $3 828-8065