Sept. 29: MONMOUTH, Theater at Monmouth will perform “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum,” at Cumston Hall. Showtimes are Sept. 29, 30, Oct. 1, 6, 7 and 8 at 7:30 p.m. and Oct. 2, 8 and 9 at 2 p.m. 933-9999

Sept. 29: PORTLAND, an evening with Lyn Mikel Brown, Ed.D., will be held at 7 p.m. at USM Hannaford Lecture Hall at Abromson Community Education Center. $30/$15 772-1177

Sept. 29: PORTLAND, Mary DeRose, Victoria Geibel and Rebecca McDonald will speak at 7 p.m. at USM Glickman Library. 780-4920

Sept. 29: PORTLAND, salsa and swing dancing will be held at 8:30 p.m. at Maplewood Dance Center, 383 Warren Ave. 878-0584

Sept. 29: PORTLAND, Two Lights Theatre Ensemble will hold auditions for “Endgame,” by appointment only. 653-9065

Sept. 29: PORTLAND, Los Lonely Boys will perform at 7:30 p.m. at State Theatre, 609 Congress St. $35.50/$37.50 775-3331

Sept. 29: PORTLAND, Justin Page and Friends will perform at 9 p.m. at Geno’s 625 Congress St. $6 615-3871

Sept. 29: TOPSHAM, the Guangzhou Symphony Orchestra will perform at 7:30 p.m. at Mt. Ararat Middle School Orion Performing Arts Center. Free 725-3747

Tomorrow

Sept. 30: CANTON, the campfire of Natanis, main character of the newly published historical novel “Thunder from the Mountains,” will be celebrated from 3 to 8 p.m. at Canton Point, Dixfield Road. Free 897-4222

Sept. 30: FALMOUTH, the eighth annual Maine Artists at Maine Audubon Art Auction will be held from 6 to 9 p.m. at Gilsland Farm Audubon Center. $30 781-2330

Sept. 30: FARMINGTON, the Great Duck Race, a fund-raiser, will be held at 10 a.m. at Wilson Stream. 778-6591

Sept. 30: FARMINGTON, a benefit supper and discussion will be held at 6 p.m. at Franklin Memorial Hospital in the Bass Room. $25 628-6035

Sept. 30: FARMINGTON, Alasdair Fraser, Scottish fiddler, and Natalie Haas, cellist, will perform at 7:30 p.m. at UMF Merrill Hall. $10/$8 778-4770

Sept. 30: GORHAM, the Portland Wind Trio will perform at 8 p.m. at USM Corthell Concert Hall. $15/$10 7980-5555

Sept. 30: GORHAM, Theatre at USM will perform “The Good, the Bad, the Wilde,” at USM Russell Hall. Showtimes are Sept. 30, Oct. 1, 6, 7 and 8 at 7:30 p.m. and Oct. 2, 5 and 9 at 5 p.m. $12/$8 780-5151

Sept. 30: HEBRON, author Firoozeh Dumas will speak at 7 p.m. at Hebron Academy Sargent Gymnasium. Free 966-2100

Sept. 30: LEWISTON, a benefit yard sale will be held from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Friday and 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Saturday at the Elks Lodge, 1675 Lisbon St.

Sept. 30: LEWISTON, the annual March of Dimes Gala will be held at 5:30 p.m. at the Ramada Inn Conference Center. $75/$50 225-6155

Sept. 30: LEWISTON, line dancing will be held Fridays from 6:30 to 8 p.m. at Central Hall, Lisbon Street. 783-6667

Sept. 30: PORTLAND, a Friday night Latin dance party will be held at 8 p.m. at Maine Ballroom Dance, 614 Congress St. 773-0002

Sept. 30: PORTLAND, a Comedy Jam, with Shane Mauss, Seth Bond Perry and Peter Bowers, will be held at 7:30 p.m. at The Liquid Blue, 440 Fore St. $5 774-9595

Sept. 30: PORTLAND, Wonder Woman, the musical one-woman cabaret show, featuring Elizabeth Whitney, will be held at 7:30 p.m. at interActors Cabaret, 504 Congress St. $8 253-8068

Sept. 30: PORTLAND, a benefit haddock chowder, lobster roll or ham salad luncheon will be held from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. every Friday at North Deering Congregational Church, 1364 Washington Ave.$6.50/$3.75 883-3568

Sept. 30: PORTLAND, “Rockwell Kent: A Documentary,” will be shown at 6 p.m. at Portland Museum of Art, 7 Congress Square. $5 775-6148

Sept. 30: PORTLAND, Interpol with Boom Bip will perform at 7:30 p.m. at State Theatre, 609 Congress St. $25 775-3331

Sept. 30: RUMFORD, the River Valley Expo will be held at Mountain Valley High School. 364-3241

Sept. 30: RUMFORD, Dennis Dreher will speak on “Weaving the Colors of Space,” at 7 p.m. at Pennacook Art Center, 82 Congress St. 364-9972

Sept. 30: SOUTH PARIS, a benefit community supper will be held at 5 p.m. at the South Paris Congregational Church. $10

Sept. 30: WATERVILLE, “Guerrero,” will be performed at 7:30 p.m. at Colby College Strider Theater. 859-4521