Now, we don’t know what to make of this, but Little John – whose name, like the others, was pulled at random – is looking like he’s never missed a meaty morsel.

In sheer goldfish girth, he’s become top dog. Little Pat is nearly his size, with Little Barbara and Little Chandler following behind.

At half the size of John, Little Phillip II hasn’t grown a half-ounce. Perhaps he’s distraught about low voter turnout in an off-presidential-year election. Or just watching his figure.

Watch him and the others at sunjournal.com.