3 p.m., The Golf Channel

Continuing the Snooty, Southern Event With A Presumptuous Name leg of the tour.

NASCAR: Nextel Cup qualifying

5 p.m., Speed Channel

Nothing is more fun than watching one car a time turn left at 185 mph.

MLB: Angels at Red Sox

7 p.m., NESN

Our first look at the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim By Way of Irwindale Via Inglewood Presented By Home Depot and Worshipped By ESPN and Sports Illustrated.

NHL: Stanley Cup quarterfinal

7 p.m., Versus

Relegated to the depths of digital cable by the competition’s commitment to quality poker.

NBA: Bucks at Celtics

7:30 p.m., FSNE

These teams allegedly played only a week ago. Paul Pierce, Al Jefferson, Michael Redd, Andrew Bogut and Mo Peterson sat out with “injuries.”

MLB: Marlins at Braves

7:30 p.m., TBS

World championship scoreboard since 1995: Florida 2, Atlanta 1. Wrap your brain around that one.

NBA: Lakers at Suns

10:30 p.m., ESPN

The best player in the league goes head-to-head with Kobe Bryant.

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