PGA wannabe Nick Watney took home nearly $1.1 million Sunday for winning something called the Zurich Classic. Oh, but you and I both chose a career that we love. All that matters, right?

Heart of #3 is still beatin’

Jeff Gordon took a victory lap with a Dale Earnhardt flag Saturday night. This is officially the worst case of sucking up since the Huey Lewis song that managed to squeeze in the name of every city on his last tour.