The Israel Baseball League (headed by Sox reject Dan Duquette, no less) made 71-year-old Sandy Koufax the honorary final selection in its inaugural draft. Can’t pan out any worse than some of my fantasy picks.

Rolling the dice

Seattle SuperSonics owner Clay Bennett has considered moving the NBA franchise to Las Vegas. Apparently, the Hornets are still flirting with Oklahoma City. And neither Sodom nor Gomorrah would promise Bennett a new arena.

Walk the line

Baltimore Ravens tackle Jonathan Ogden expects to return for his 12th season this fall. Aw, why not? It’ll give him an extra year to write that pain-in-the-butt Hall of Fame acceptance speech.

Vicious rumor

The Kansas City Chiefs flatly deny that they are looking to trade star RB Larry Johnson. In other words, he’ll be a Green Bay Packer or Houston Texan by the time you read this.

The name says it all

A former teammate says that AC Milan star Kaka is the best soccer player in the world. Not sure about that, but he definitely moves ahead of Dick Trickle as the most hilarious sports name of all time.

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