LPGA: Michelob Ultra Open

2 p.m., ESPN2

Hitting the target market pin high from 225 yards with a fairway wood. I sure hope it’s only women who drink that stuff.

MLB: Orioles at Red Sox

7 p.m., NESN

These teams just don’t play each other enough.

NHL: Ducks at Red Wings, Game 1

7:30 p.m., Versus

Scott Niedermayer and Chris Pronger lead Anaheim against Nicklas Lidstrom and Chris Pronger of Detroit. Average age: Four years younger than Scotty Bowman.

NASCAR: Busch Series at Darlington, S.C.

8:30 p.m., ESPN2

Can’t believe there is still a major race weekend in Darlington (population: 6,720). It’s like playing the MLB All-Star Game at Hippach Field in Farmington.

NBA: Jazz at Warriors, Game 3

9 p.m., ESPN

Early enough for kids to actually watch the first half. Not that you’ll be able to pull them away from WWE Smackdown.

UFC: Fight Night

10 p.m., Spike

Tito Ortiz-Ken Shamrock III is the main event. Bet it pulls a higher Nielsen number than the hockey game.