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West is best

Kobe Bryant reportedly wants out if the Lakers don’t bring Jerry West back as general manager. Laker-haters should pray this happens, because Kobe’s ultimatums have worked out so well for them in the past.

With brother Marcus on the undercard

A confidential police informant called Michael Vick a “heavyweight” among dogfighters in an ESPN interview, claiming that the Atlanta Falcons quarterback sometimes bet up to $40,000 on one of his dogs. Don King’s ears perked up when he heard the words “heavyweight” and “dog” and is now offering Vick’s next fight on pay-per-view for $59.95.