Nuggets reserve forward DerMarr Johnson was charged with resisting arrest and interfering with police during a disturbance outside a nightclub. Police said they used a taser to calm the 6-foot-9 player.

“He apparently would not cooperate,” police Lt. Randy Corbitt said.

Corbitt went on to say that Johnson appeared to be tall and evidently was incapacitated after being zapped with high voltage.

Anna-way she goes

Anna Kournikova says she misses the big stage of world-class tennis. Well, Anna, rest assured that all the fans of mediocre serve-and-volley play by pouty blondes interrupted ad nauseum by close-up shots of your latest love interest rooting you on from the stands miss you, too.