U.S. Open, second round

10 a.m. and 5 p.m., ESPN; 3 p.m., Channel 6

Annual highlight of Day 2: Some old guy will cry his way up the 18th fairway after missing the cut for the ninth consecutive year and say it’s the last time.

College World Series: Louisville vs. Rice

2 p.m., ESPN2

How come Rice is absolutely wretched at every other sport?

College Football: Virginia Tech at Miami, 1998

2 p.m., ESPN Classic

Michael Vick was only a redshirt, lamenting the fact that VT didn’t allow dogs in the freshman dorms.

NASCAR: Nextel Cup qualifying at Michigan

3 p.m., Speed

Run the time trials two at a time. And make sure the Busch brothers are together. That’ll spice things up.

MLB: Giants at Red Sox

7 p.m., NESN

Let’s practice. Ready, set, go: Sterrrrrrr-oids! Sterrrrrrr-oids!

College World Series: Mississippi State vs. North Carolina

7 p.m., ESPN2

This match-up should have baseball written all over it. But it screams Meineke Car Care Bowl, actually.

Soccer: Impact vs. Battery

7 p.m., CKSH

Would be so much more fun if the Montreal team were named Assault.