Tennis: Wimbledon, Early round play

8 a.m., ESPN2

There are worse things to do on a muggy day than watch some guy or gal you never heard of get murdered in straight sets by Roger Federer or Serena Williams. Like, work.

Classic College Football: Mississippi at Mississippi St., 1997

2 p.m., ESPN Classic

College football rivalries have some great nicknames — “The Little Brown Jug,” “The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.” This is the “Battle for the Golden Egg.” Two out of three aint bad.

ESPY Nomination Show

7 p.m., ESPN

Isn’t there a WNBA game or something that ESPN can show besides this self-congratulatory nonsense.

WNBA: Liberty at Monarchs

10 p.m., ESPN2

Ah, here we go. Wait a minute. Is Tony Danza hosting again?

MLB: Red Sox at Mariners

10 p.m., NESN

Interleague play has been over for only a day and I already miss watching Julian Tavarez trying to hit.