1. LSU 1-0 (Last week: 1)

Can’t blame the Tigers for feasting on a Week 1 cupcake. It was a conference opponent.

2. USC 1-0 (2)

Living in their own private Idaho didn’t impress me much. Let’s see how the Trojans hold up at Nebraska next week.

3. Florida 1-0 (6)

Tim Tebow was already a better QB than Chris Leak last year.

4. West Virginia 1-0 (4)

Season goals: Beat Louisville, Beat Rutgers. Smack everybody else upside the head like they’re one of the Three Stooges.

5. Texas 1-0 (5)

Michigan sure took the pressure off the Longhorns. They only beat Arkansas State by eight, in case you missed it.

6. Ohio State 1-0 (7)

Feeling pretty high and mighty about beating Youngstown, all of a sudden.

7. Wisconsin 1-0 (10)

Only because the thought of three SEC teams in the top seven made me ill.

8. Georgia 1-0 (9)

What’s the over-under on the game against South Carolina, 14?

9. Louisville 1-0 (11)

Will run neck-and-neck with Hawaii in the meaningless point differential category this season.

10. California 1-0 (16)

Saturday’s win over Tennessee was the most fun you can have in Berkeley with clothes and without chemicals.

11. Oklahoma, 1-0; 12. UCLA, 1-0; 13. Virginia Tech, 1-0; 14. Auburn, 1-0; 15. Tennessee, 0-1; 16, Penn State, 1-0; 17. TCU, 1-0; 18. Georgia Tech, 1-0; 19. Boise State, 1-0; 20. Clemson, 1-0; 21. Arkansas, 1-0; 22. Hawaii, 1-0; 23. Rutgers, 1-0; 24. Boston College, 1-0; 25. Nebraska, 1-0.


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