Redskins (+3) 24, Packers 21

Redskins are just relieved that the Cleveland Indians Chief Wahoo is taking the heat off from those who crusade against offensive mascots.

Bears (-5.5) 16, Vikings 14

If it weren’t for rookie RB Adrian Peterson, the Vikings would be the most nondescript team in football right now.

Eagles (-2.5) 58, Jets 0

Jets QB Chad Pennington on his recent struggles: “I can’t try to be a superhero.” You can’t even try, Chad? Just try?

Ravens (-10) 13, Rams 6

The Rams are the NFL’s MASH unit with all of their injuries, and the Ravens are about the only offense that can’t exploit that for an easy 30-point win.

Titans (+3) 27, Buccaneers 17

Remember this – if the Titans get an offense by the playoffs, they will play in the AFC Championship game.

Browns (-4.5) 34, Dolphins 16

They play on teams with cobined records of 2-8, yet Kellen Winslow and Joey Porter have been talking trash at each other all week.

Jaguars (-7) 24, Texans 20

Has anybody looked at the AFC South lately? Say what you want about the Colts, but when it comes to whether they or the Patriots have a tougher division schedule, it isn’t even close.

Bengals (-3) 41, Chiefs 17

Has an NFL offense ever gone downhill faster from one year to the next than KC’s?

Cardinals (-3.5) 30, Panthers 10

Vinny Testaverde, the Roger Clemens of the NFL (except for the whole egregiously overpaid part).

Patriots (-6) 41, Cowboys 23

T.O. isn’t going to want to talk after the game, either.

Raiders (+10) 23, Chargers 19

I’m not buying San Diego being back to normal just like that. The Raiders aren’t giving up first place that easily (I can’t believe I typed that).

Saints (+7) 31, Seahawks 26

I just can’t see New Orleans going 0-5.

Giants (-3.5) 21, Falcons 13

Alright, I’ll admit when I’m wrong. At first I thought the Giants were terrible, now I know they’re mediocre (they’re ranked between 13th and 16th in virtually every stat). I will be shocked if they are anything but an 8-8 team.

Last week: 9-5

Season: 42-33