Happy Holidays everyone! Now is the season when everyone begins pondering Christmas above everything else, and what they may do with their time as they move closer to the big day. You may be thinking about wrapping presents for other people and/or buying gifts for family and friends, which are two great ideas. However, rarely do we ever think of ourselves during the holiday season. Therefore, how about just this once, we all stop and think about ourselves? Going even further, since we never think of ourselves during the holidays, why don’t we go all out just this once, in SarahMania? Here are some things we can do for ourselves this holiday season, Sarah Palin style!

1. Head up to the Republican Party Headquarters and buy yourself a $150,000 wardrobe! Now, you may think this is a little much, but you must remember that it is the holidays. This is something that many of us would never do in a lifetime. So, why don’t you take a risk just this once and spend like you have never spent money before. Always remember the true spirit of Christmas and… spend, baby, spend!

2. Take your family on “official business” with an all-expenses-paid trip to New York City. Ask for the vice-presidential suite at all those luxurious hotels that are the talk of the town, eat at all those fabulous restaurants, and finally, spend even more money at Macy’s. Why not, perhaps, buy another wardrobe while you are there? Remember, first-class airfare expenses, luxury hotel bills, five-star restaurant bills, limousine expenses, and shopping bills, including gratuity and luxury taxes, can all be charged to your home state upon arrival back from your vacation. Bon voyage!

3. Finally on Christmas Day, instead of serving your traditional Christmas feast to your family, why not serve nothing but moose meat for your Christmas feast. Remember, turkeys are now void ever since Sarah Palin did not know that they were being slaughtered directly behind her back during an interview. However, at the same time, Sarah Palin was honorable to admit that the best food to have around the holidays is moose meat.

Therefore, I hope you abandon all of those typical Christmas traditions that are so treasured by the liberal-media elite and instead, go all out this Christmas, Sarah Palin style! It helps so much when you don’t have to worry about buying Christmas for others, but rather spend all your money on just Christmas for yourself. Actually, in this case, it’s even better when the Republican Party pays for all your clothes to wear, and your home state pays for your Christmas vacation away from home. That is the true spirit of Christmas right there! So as Sarah Palin would say, “Merry Christmas, the country of Africa, and to all a good night.” You betcha!