Ah, kids. They’re so cunning. We wish they had the capacity to write and send e-mails, because as we all know, kids say the darnedest things. Whether they’re charming their way out of punishment or embarrassing you in the grocery store, there is something frank and untainted about words that fall out of the mouths of babes. Against our better judgment, we invite you to send along the funny, clever or mortifying things your little one has uttered lately. Send your nuggets of childish wisdom to [email protected] or [email protected]