We don’t care about your Capital One card. But we do have other unnatural interests in your purse. Like:

 What’s the weirdest thing you carry in there? What’s the oldest? Ever had a food/drink mishap in there? What’s the biggest purse you’ve ever had? Ever successfully downsize, and does the Devil now own your soul?

 So purse challenged you have to carry a baby purse inside your bigger purse? Ever carry clothes in there? Pets?

 Fess up for a story staff writer Mark LaFlamme is researching. If you can find your cellphone in there, call him and leave a message at 689-2876 or email him at [email protected]