Ever considered claiming you suffered from “uromycetisis” to get out of a a potentially embarrassing (possibly illegal) “situation.”

Ever made eye contact and exchanged a mutual “knowing” snicker with a total stranger after one of you made a Seinfeld reference and the other caught it?

We want your best REAL LIFE “Seinfeld Moments” — those bits of dialogue, words or phrases that you exchange with like-minded folks for whom Seinfeld-isms are a part of who you are.

If you have a “Seinfeld Moment,” to share with us, please write a brief (no more than 75 words) description of what took place and send it to [email protected]