When did Hillary Clinton stop beating her husband?

In a recent book, it is claimed that she threw a lamp at her husband. She then followed that violence by throwing a book at him. It was said that the president was bloodied by that assault. Those incidents were observed by White House staffers.

The assaults happened in response to Bill Clinton’s dalliances with a devil in a blue dress.

Is it justified for a woman to physically assault her husband if she feels that he deserves it? And why didn’t the president report Hillary to the police? Perhaps Hillary was given a break because she is a woman.

If she is elected president, it would be wise to have a Secret Service agent sleep between the two (if a sober agent can be found).

I wonder why Bill Clinton stands by his woman. Doesn’t he have a life?

Mike Lapointe, Canton

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