THE MOOSE

The moose is a beautiful animal to see during the day in the marshy woods.

But a frightful sight to be seen at night!

The moose is the same color as the road, ‘dark’.

All you see when you drive is the moose’s tall legs at night!

It’s not a good thing to hit the moose as a driver!

The car will look like a boat and you’ll be lucky to be alive!

The moose’s favorite past-time is playing in ‘traffic’!

The moose loves to play the game of ,‘chicken with the driver’!

The moose crossing signs do absolutely ‘no good’!

Because the moose can’t read them!

Besides the moose never crosses where the yellow signs are placed!

The moose is always where you least expect them!

Greg Zemlansky, Farmington