Hey, have you heard about that place that sells cars really cheap? They get the prices down by leaving the engine out. I’m gonna go get one. What a deal!

Well, I’m back. I got a super bargain — got one with no engine and no wheels. Um, uh-oh, it just occurred to me that there might be a problem. I can’t use my bargain car to get to work. Or the grocery store. If I can’t get to work, I’ll lose my job.

Yikes, why are they allowed to sell this garbage?

Brought to you by the AHCA — the assault on American health care.

Mary Schneckenburger, Litchfield

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