So. Come here often?

What’s your sign?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.

We apologize for this foray into bad pickup lines, but as we all know, these aren’t the worst ones out there. There are some truly terrible pickup lines afloat in the world of dating and if you’ve been subjected to one, we’d like to hear about it. Doesn’t matter if it’s a good pickup line or a terrible one. Doesn’t matter if the line worked or if it garnered the utterer a slap across the face.

With Valentine’s Day coming, we’d like to put together a collection of pickup lines and if there’s a good story behind them, so much the better. Send your romantic (or cheesy) propositions and their stories to writer Mark LaFlamme at mlaflamme@sunjournal.com or call 207-200-1481.

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