AGE: 14
RELIGION: Anton LaVey Satanist
EDUCATION: Home-schooled, now in high school
RACE: (Kill) white(y)
HOW MANY GIRL/BOYFRIENDS HAVE YOU HAD: Four
FAVORITE TEACHER: My mommy
FAVORITE CLASS: Anything but math
SPORTS PLAYED: I abhor sports
ANY ACTIVITIES/CLUBS: Nope
WERE YOU A JOCK/PREP/OUTKAST/LONER/GOTH/ETC: A Deviant. Lable [sic] me again, and I rip out your heart.
FAVORITE THING ABOUT THIS SCHOOL: It doesn’t suck as bad as public school
DO YOU LIVE IN A BROKEN FAMILY: I don’t know about broken. Dented, maybe? I live in a dented family.
HOW MANY SIBLINGS DO YOU HAVE: One
DO YOU HAVE DAILY TRADITIONS?: Not being dead. I like that one.
WHAT ABOUT HOLIDAY TRADITIONS?: We usually have a family gathering (probably only the Peterson side from now on)
HAVE YOU GONE TO ANY CONCERTS?: Yes
WHERE WAS IT?: In Maine and Portland
WHAT DID YOU SEE?: Green Day, Weezer, Kid Rock…am I forgetting someone?
DO YOU WANT TO LIVE IN A CITY?: No
HOW ABOUT SOMEWHERE RURAL?: Yes, but not here.
DO YOU HAVE SOMEPLACE IN MIND?: No.
WHAT OCCUPATION WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE?: I’m going to be a rock star
DO YOU THINK YOU WILL EVER OBTAIN THIS OBJECTIVE?: Of course. I want to do it, so I’ll do it. Are YOU gonna stop me?
DO YOU TAKE AN INTEREST IN YOUR GOVERNMENT?: Yes. My government [expletive] SUCKS, but yes.
YOUR VIEW ON ABORTION: Go for it. The government has no say in what you do with your own body.
YOUR VIEW ON WAR: Iraq? No, that shit is pointless. But in general? Yes, IF it’s for a legitimate reason.
YOUR VIEW ON DRUGS: I hate drugs and anything else that [expletive] up your mind. So no for me. And I’d be pissed if my friends did them, but everything else? I don’t give a shit.
YOUR VIEW ON TERRORISM: Stuff like 9/11 is just funny to me. I guess it really just depends on what is being done and why. So I’d have to address that on a case by case basis.
YOUR VIEW ON PREMARITAL SEX: [Expletive] YES, PREMARITAL SEX! As long as you use protection, I think it’s a fabulous idea to do it as soon as you feel ready.
YOUR VIEW ON RELIGIONS: A waste of time and energy.
YOUR VIEW ON THE MEDIA: So full of bullshit.
YOUR VIEW ON TODAY’S STANDARDS AMONG KIDS: Absurd. You have to fit in perfectly to the mold or you’re worth jack shit. Well, [expletive] you. I’m not going to put up with that bollocks.
FAVORITE TV SHOW: The Family Guy
FAVORITE BAND: SlipKnoT
FAVORITE SONG: Reise, Reise (Rammstein)
FAVORITE CELL PHONE BRAND: Don’t have one
FAVORITE SOFT DRINK: Soda? Mountain Dew Code Red
FAVORITE BEVERAGE: Chocolate milk
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE: Tequila
FAVORITE COMPUTER BRAND: Dell or Alienware
FAVORITE VIDEO GAME: Resident Evil 4
FAVORITE GAME CONSOLE: Game Cube
FAVORITE CEREAL: Kix
FAVORITE DESSERT: Chocolate cake
FAVORITE CITY: Portland, I suppose
FAVORITE STATE: Maine or Mass
FAVORITE COUNTRY: America, obviously
FAVORITE ANIMAL: Cow
FAVORITE SUBJECT: Lit
FAVORITE TEACHER: My mom
FAVORITE MOVIE: Lords of Dogtown
The above information was posted on Armstrong’s www.livejournal.com account, selected from a posting titled “A biography of your life” from 1:58 a.m. on Nov. 23.
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