Tennis: French Open

Noon, ESPN2

Five hours of endless clay court rallies. All I did was type that sentence, and I already need a nap.

Indianapolis 500

1 p.m., Channel 8

Danica Patrick breaks her own record for Most Minutes On Camera By The Driver Who Finishes 18th.

MLB: Red Sox at Rangers

3 p.m., NESN

Even the hardcore fantasy geeks have a hard time coming up with anyone on Texas’ roster not named Sosa, Young or Teixeira. Sorry, Hank Blalock (60-day DL) doesn’t count.

PGA: Crowne Plaza Invitational

3 p.m., Channel 13

Tucked into its traditional spot on the schedule. Because playing The Memorial on the actual holiday weekend made way too much sense.

NASCAR: Coca-Cola 600

5 p.m., FOX

This race was a lot more fun when a dehydrated Tony Stewart or Robby Gordon would run it after a day of chasing windmills at Indy.

MLB: Indians at Tigers

8 p.m., ESPN

Jim Leyland is one of those chain smokers who will live to 103.

NBA: Pistons at Cavaliers, Game 3

8:30 p.m., TNT

Until LeBron James draws a foul every time a defender steps within his zip code in the final 30 seconds of a playoff game, he is not officially a superstar.