Good morning, Sunshine. Pretty sure I saw you at the drive-in last weekend. You were rolling around in the back seat, steaming up the windows like a teenager. Good for you, Potsie. And good luck getting those shoe prints off the ceiling. You know, Armor All can’t wash off shame. So, I’m at the drive-in, […]
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Talk of the Town
My apologies For answering the door sans pants when a Lewiston police officer knocked at about 4:30 a.m. one recent morning. I feel bad about this because I’m sure cops who work in and around downtown Lewiston aren’t accustomed to seeing semi-naked people acting strangely at all hours. I hope the poor young cop will […]
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Street Talk: Behind the scenes at the Street Talk studios
At the end of this column, there will be an extremely funny line in bold print. I didn’t write it. The tag lines for Street Talk are written by Karen, our lovely and talented “tag executive.” Karen, come on out here and take a bow, will you? Karen can’t come out and take a […]
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Talk of the town
Above the foldSo, I go away for two weeks and they completely redesign the Sun Journal. Changes from cover to cover. I know what this is. Every time I go away, they change something in hopes that I won’t recognize the place when I get back. It’s like that time they tried to ship me […]
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Street Talk: A Twitching Tail of Two Cities
Did you know that scorpions glow in the dark? Did you know an adult male can jump 6 feet and run screaming at 30 mph? These fun facts and more follow my two-week vacation out West. You got my postcard, right? Because I sent it. Maybe it got lost in the mail. Damn postal service. […]
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Street Talk: You have ways of making me talk
I think it’s only fair to tell you that I’m picturing every one of you in your underwear. A few of you should go put on robes. A few of you should not. I’m glad we’re all mature adults and can tackle these kinds of issues. The issue here being my absolute loathing of public […]
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Street Talk: Campaign season already?
Wait, what? It’s a presidential election year again? You’ve got to be kidding me. I mean, I just put on my smoking jacket and lit my pipe. I was leaning back in my easy chair and thinking: OK, we’ve got a new president. Let’s see what this fellow is all about. Four years? Seriously? I […]
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Street Talk: I don’t like Sundays
I’ve never been able to enjoy Sundays. You could put a troop of juggling monkeys, a water slide and a Ferris wheel in my backyard. You could set me up with a team of dancing girls, a go-cart track and a half-mile strip of Venice Beach. No go. If it’s Sunday, I’m just not down […]
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Street Talk: In 17 minutes I’ll be smart again
I would appreciate it this morning if you could refrain from asking me for the capital of Utah. It would likewise be helpful if you could avoid hitting me up for lyrics to obscure old songs, such as “Run, Joey Run” or “Shannon.” I would consider it a personal favor if you’d not provoke me […]
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Street Talk: I hate February; it hates me
I can’t stop thinking about the girl. God knows I’ve tried, but this city won’t let you forget. She’s the bloodstain on the sidewalk, the one that looks like a question mark. She’s the crack in the window at City Hall and the smell of bread on windless mornings. The girl is my ghost; her […]