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I was just wondering what has happened to Molly Ivins? I noticed there has been a lack of liberal drivel in your Perspective section the last couple of weeks. I wonder if she, like many liberals, is suffering from P.E.S. (Post Election Syndrome). I would like to offer her the following cure.

Two tablespoons of denial, four tablespoons of suspicion of fraud and one teaspoon of “we didn’t get our message out.” Mix in two cups of “Blame the Christian,” (available at your local newspaper) and get plenty of sleep. About four years should do it.

Please hurry back Ms. Ivins, I could use a good laugh.

Frank Phillips, Auburn

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