Dear Sun Spots: After good results with previous requests, I’m back for help in locating a type of thread I can no longer find in local stores. It is Aunt Lydia’s and is a heavier weight which is great for sewing buttons on to stay. It is stronger than regular thread and doesn’t break. Your assistance is appreciated. Thanks. – No Name, Auburn.
Answer: According to Royal Yarns International, Coats & Clark is the world’s premier manufacturer of fine crochet threads. Aunt Lydia’s, J&P Coats and Opera are some of their most popular brands offering a wide selecting of crochet thread qualities and colors. Try contacting Nancy Lulli at (202) 215-2300. She recommends you call her and order it, or you can also order online at www.royalyarns.com.
Dear Sun Spots: I would like to find the lyrics to Gretchen Wilson’s Redneck Woman. Thanks a lot. – A steady fan and reader.
Answer: Sun Spots located the following lyrics:
Well I ain’t never
Been the Barbie doll type
No I can’t swig that sweet champagne
I’d rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or on a 4 wheel drive tailgate
I’ve got posters on my wall of Skynard, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me
But I don’t give a rip
I’ll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
Cause I’m a redneck woman
And I ain’t no high class broad
I’m just a product of my raisin’
And I say “hey y’all” and “Yee Haw”
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here’s to all my sisters out there keepin’ it country
Let me get a big “Hell Yeah” from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Victoria’s Secret
Well their stuff’s real nice
Oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal*Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy
As those models on TV
No I don’t need no designer tag to make my man want me
You might think I’m trashy
A little too hard core
But get in my neck of the woods
I’m just the girl next door
Hey I’m redneck woman
And I ain’t no high class broad
I’m just a product of my raisin’
And I say “hey y’all” and “Yee Haw”
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here’s to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big “Hell Yeah” from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
I’m redneck woman
And I ain’t no high class broad
I’m just a product of my raisin’
And I say “hey y’all” and “Yee Haw”
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Ol’ Bocephus song
So here’s to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big “Hell Yeah” from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
I Said Hell Yeah
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