AGE: 14

RELIGION: Anton LaVey Satanist

EDUCATION: Home-schooled, now in high school

RACE: (Kill) white(y)

HOW MANY GIRL/BOYFRIENDS HAVE YOU HAD: Four

FAVORITE TEACHER: My mommy

FAVORITE CLASS: Anything but math

SPORTS PLAYED: I abhor sports

ANY ACTIVITIES/CLUBS: Nope

WERE YOU A JOCK/PREP/OUTKAST/LONER/GOTH/ETC: A Deviant. Lable [sic] me again, and I rip out your heart.

FAVORITE THING ABOUT THIS SCHOOL: It doesn’t suck as bad as public school

DO YOU LIVE IN A BROKEN FAMILY: I don’t know about broken. Dented, maybe? I live in a dented family.

HOW MANY SIBLINGS DO YOU HAVE: One

DO YOU HAVE DAILY TRADITIONS?: Not being dead. I like that one.

WHAT ABOUT HOLIDAY TRADITIONS?: We usually have a family gathering (probably only the Peterson side from now on)

HAVE YOU GONE TO ANY CONCERTS?: Yes

WHERE WAS IT?: In Maine and Portland

WHAT DID YOU SEE?: Green Day, Weezer, Kid Rock…am I forgetting someone?

DO YOU WANT TO LIVE IN A CITY?: No

HOW ABOUT SOMEWHERE RURAL?: Yes, but not here.

DO YOU HAVE SOMEPLACE IN MIND?: No.

WHAT OCCUPATION WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE?: I’m going to be a rock star

DO YOU THINK YOU WILL EVER OBTAIN THIS OBJECTIVE?: Of course. I want to do it, so I’ll do it. Are YOU gonna stop me?

DO YOU TAKE AN INTEREST IN YOUR GOVERNMENT?: Yes. My government [expletive] SUCKS, but yes.

YOUR VIEW ON ABORTION: Go for it. The government has no say in what you do with your own body.

YOUR VIEW ON WAR: Iraq? No, that shit is pointless. But in general? Yes, IF it’s for a legitimate reason.

YOUR VIEW ON DRUGS: I hate drugs and anything else that [expletive] up your mind. So no for me. And I’d be pissed if my friends did them, but everything else? I don’t give a shit.

YOUR VIEW ON TERRORISM: Stuff like 9/11 is just funny to me. I guess it really just depends on what is being done and why. So I’d have to address that on a case by case basis.

YOUR VIEW ON PREMARITAL SEX: [Expletive] YES, PREMARITAL SEX! As long as you use protection, I think it’s a fabulous idea to do it as soon as you feel ready.

YOUR VIEW ON RELIGIONS: A waste of time and energy.

YOUR VIEW ON THE MEDIA: So full of bullshit.

YOUR VIEW ON TODAY’S STANDARDS AMONG KIDS: Absurd. You have to fit in perfectly to the mold or you’re worth jack shit. Well, [expletive] you. I’m not going to put up with that bollocks.

FAVORITE TV SHOW: The Family Guy

FAVORITE BAND: SlipKnoT

FAVORITE SONG: Reise, Reise (Rammstein)

FAVORITE CELL PHONE BRAND: Don’t have one

FAVORITE SOFT DRINK: Soda? Mountain Dew Code Red

FAVORITE BEVERAGE: Chocolate milk

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE: Tequila

FAVORITE COMPUTER BRAND: Dell or Alienware

FAVORITE VIDEO GAME: Resident Evil 4

FAVORITE GAME CONSOLE: Game Cube

FAVORITE CEREAL: Kix

FAVORITE DESSERT: Chocolate cake

FAVORITE CITY: Portland, I suppose

FAVORITE STATE: Maine or Mass

FAVORITE COUNTRY: America, obviously

FAVORITE ANIMAL: Cow

FAVORITE SUBJECT: Lit

FAVORITE TEACHER: My mom

FAVORITE MOVIE: Lords of Dogtown

The above information was posted on Armstrong’s www.livejournal.com account, selected from a posting titled “A biography of your life” from 1:58 a.m. on Nov. 23.