There’s a chance this one gets snowed out. No, seriously.

MLB: Nationals at Braves 7:30 p.m., TBS

Time to revive that old saying — “Washington: First in war. First in peace. Last in the National League East.”

NBA: Nets at Cavaliers 8 p.m., TNT

I had Lawrence Frank in the “Anna Nicole’s Baby’s Daddy” pool. Why, you ask. Because the way I hear it, Lawrence Frank has a way with the ladies.

NHL: Stanley Cup Playoffs

Time: Damned if I know. Channel: Probably C-Span or something.

Baseball: Impossible to Forget (The 1967 Red Sox) 9 p.m., NESN

Much as I would have loved to experience the magical 1967 “Impossible Dream” season, it’s kind of a relief to know that I’m not one of those obnoxious Baby Boomers who insists on telling you how great 1967 was every time someone says Carl Yastzemski’s name.

MLS: FC Dallas at LA Galaxy 10 p.m., ESPN2

Hey, all you soccer zealots complaining about Kalle’s recent anti-MLS column, you got off easy. I think it’s a bigger joke than he does.