Noon, FSNE

Tell me how it turns out. I can’t miss Mister Rogers.

What’s In The Bag

2 p.m., The Golf Channel

There is a John Daly joke here somewhere.

Jim Rome Is Burning

4:30 p.m., ESPN

Whenever I see the title of this show, invariably my first response is that somebody would pay to see it.

MLB: Blue Jays at Red Sox

7 p.m., NESN

Julian Tavarez gets another turn. Lord, please heal Jon Lester. Or give Roger Clemens a raging case of nostalgia. Amen.

MLB: Braves at Marlins

7 p.m., TBS

Watched Atlanta’s Class-A Carolina League affiliate while on vacation. Felt like I was supporting Ted Turner. Haven’t been able to take enough showers since.

NBA: Heat at Bulls, Game 2

8 p.m., TNT

Luol Deng is a cooler name than Shaquille O’Neal.

Boxing: The Contender Challenge

9 p.m., ESPN

Sports and reality TV should be like church and state.