Noon, ESPN

Hallelujah.

Track and Field: Penn Relays

1 p.m., ESPN2

Considering what’s invested in the big brother network today, this is called “counter programming.”

NASCAR: Aaron’s 312

3 p.m., Channel 8

The crooked number is obviously a sponsor gimmick. So when is the Zig-Zag 420?

NHL: Sharks at Red Wings, Game 2

3 p.m., Channel 6

Stanley Cup playoffs on a major network. In a related story, hell freezes over.

PGA: Byron Nelson Championship

3 p.m., Channel 13

While Tiger Woods continues his spring yard work schedule.

MLB: Red Sox at Yankees

3:30 p.m., FOX-23

Am I the only one who remembers that the Yankees started 11-19 two years ago and won the AL East?

NBA: Spurs at Nuggets, Game 2

8 p.m., ESPN

Don’t throw your cheese and salsa at the screen. This is where they move the draft over to ESPN2.